Sunday, July 8, 2012

Electric fences DO shock you


So my thesis field work has become quite the adventure. Basically every site I go to has a fence I have to get through. All are electric to keep the cows in and then some add barbed wire to that. I have mastered getting past fences…kind of. The other day I was trying to be very quite getting through the fence because there were cows in the distance. I don’t care what people say, cows are f-ing scary. So if the cows see me, I turn around and don’t set traps up at that site. Anyway, I was getting through the electric and barbed wire fence when I lost my balance and my lower back landed on the electric fence. Of course it shocked me and I screamed which made the cows be aware of my existence. All that work and pain to get over the fence and I had to go right back through it because the cows were coming. Ugh. Some pastures are wetter than others. A few times I have gotten a boot stuck in the mud and my foot has pulled fully out of the boot. I then have to balance on one foot while I try to pry the boot out of the mud. I have been lucky not to fall into the mud…yet. When I am not being chased by cows or electrocuted, I am falling because the ground is covered with rocks and roots. I was setting traps in a forest and I got lost for about a half hour before I found the car. My heart was racing. I knew I was going to be ok because I had a gps, but I was still freaking out that I was never going to get out of there. I was parking on the side of a dirt road and I didn’t see that there was a small ditch. I got the car stuck in it. I had to walk 2 km to the nearest houe and bother the cutest Swedish couple on their holiday to help me. Thank god the dude was a car guy. They pulled my car out with a rope. They were really nice. When I go back to take the traps down I am going to bring them a present for saving my life. Another encouter happened today when I got a flat tire. My first flat tire. I looked for the car manual to find directions on how to change a tire and I couldn’t find it anywhere. So I googled “how to change a tire.” I was in the process of lifting the car with the jack in the pouring rain when a guy pulled over to help me. He didn’t speak English so I had to speak in Swedish. It was awesome. I am confident that I can survive on Swedish now. He was a pro at changing the tire. I have been very lucky to not have these problem out in the middle of nowhere, where some of my sites are. I have been seeing a lot of wild life. Deer, rabbits, a weasel, and a muskrat looking thing. I have a good time doing my thesis, but it is a lot of hours driving and being out. I am trying to get all the traps up as fast as possible so I have been pulling 10-12 hour days. I think I have 3-4 days left and then I will be able to chill for about 2 weeks before I have to go back out and take the traps down. Enough of thesis stories. Our apartment threw a 4th of July party and it rocked. There were like 12 of us and we had a nice bbq paired with American drinking games and American song singing. We made s’mores for the Swedes. They liked them. We had sparklers too. It doesn’t get pitch black here ever  in the summer and the darkest point in the night is at like midnight so we did the sparklers in the light. But they were still awesome. We ran out of beer so I had to keep the party going. I chose to get everyone to play Catch Phrase. It became so intense. It is really fun to play with people who don’t speak English as their first language because the way they try to explain words can be quite funny. I took a day off from thesis the other day to chill and went to Berg which is like 15 minutes away from Linkoping. There is a small beach by a lock in a canal. It was really nice. The other relax time I spend watching Games of Thrones (which is awesome). That is all for now. I am going to go be so Swedish and eat some salmon and potatoes. Peace and Love.

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